The Secret Lives of the Scriveners
A Dahl/Pratchett-esque short story inspired by the incredibly dull short story Bartleby the Scrivener by Herman Melville. So bored indeed was I by Melville's story and his overly long sentences, I thought I'd write my own twisted version of his story for my university coursework. If it makes you laugh, then it has done its job. Please find a .pdf version of the story by following the link below.