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'A Student's Life'

'A Student's Life' articles by MJRyder, as found in the Brunel University student magazine 'LeNurb'.

Please note these articles contain sexual references, mild bad language and some very bad jokes. As such these articles are not suitable for younger readers or the easily offended.

Please also note, these artcles are works of FICTION, and should be treated thus. Any similarities with real-life individuals is merely coincidental.

Post-Brunel 2010

A Student's Life: Revisited

When Gaz asked me to write a sort of ‘retrospective’ piece for the Freshers’ issue of LeNurb, naturally I jumped at the chance. ‘Great,’ I thought to myself, ‘a chance at last to tell the world what university is really like’.

Third Year 2009/10

The Final Countdown

We're leaving together... But still it's farewell... And maybe we'll come back... To earth who can tell...?

As this is my last ever contribution to LeNurb, I thought I'd go out in typical brash 80's style with a bit of classic Swedish rock.

Emergency Situations

It's not every day that an event that could be described as an "emergency situation" occurs, and when one does, you've got to hope that you're ready.

Lessons Learnt

I've learnt a lot during my time at university. For one I've learnt that the nose is not a very good place to put things.

Christmas at Bellclose

It's not every day that the four powers of Bellclose Road come together, and when they do, I'm sorry to say it normally ends in something of a mess.

Tom does a silly thing...

It's not often I get requests from my housemates as to the subject matter of my next article but when I got cornered by both Dave and Barry and told in no uncertain terms that I should dedicate my next article to Tom, I was left with very little say in the matter.

As he likes to so often remind us, he (somehow) manage